"Buy This Book" (Disc 2 Song 5)

Song Description:

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Lyrics:

Verse 1:

Have you heard? That I just the word
That my new book got its stamp of approval
The licensers now say that what I wrote’s okay
So there’s no need for its removal

Verse 2:

It’s got a lot to say
And could change the way we pray
But I really hope this does not offend you
Buy this book and when you pay
You’ll really make my day
Getting filthy rich is what I intend to

Chorus:

Buy this book! Oh buy this book
I know you’re gonna love it
So won’t you take a look?
But this book! Oh buy this book
By hook or by crook you’re gonna
Buy this book

Verse 3:

The world’s biggest superstar
I’m famous near and far
My inventions have caused quite a sensation
I hope you understand
It’s what I’ve always planned

This book will only enhance my reputation

Chorus:

Verse 4 (Spoken):

I believe in fate
So I’ll set the record straight
The Bible needs a slight re-interpretation
I’m sure you’ll see by listening to me
That the universe has a new manifestation

Verse 5:

It’s all so obvious to me
So I’m sure that you’ll agree
Once you given my new book a perusal
Have you heard?
That I just got the word
That my new book got its stamp of approval

Chorus:

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